Do you tweet? Do you understand twitter? No? Well join the club. From what I see I am among the very few who tweet for my own entertainment. I do tweet my post as I publish it but I don’t retweet it at different times, nor do I schedule tweets, in fact if I’m being honest I don’t even know if you can schedule tweets! I have some understanding of hashtags but usually forget to use them.
So why am I on twitter? For no other reason but to amuse myself at night. Here is a small glimpse into the nonsense I tweet. Looking back today I discovered that I am much lighter entertainment on twitter than I am here on my blog. Oh and a word of warning, I do seem to tweet about wine quite a lot.
Exercising lots tonight. Put my wine glass just out of reach. Lots of stretching involved. Think I should make an exercise DVD. Have seen worse.
I said ‘Yahoo, am alone in the house tomorrow for the first time since Xmas’. Eldest said, I’m home too, what will we do?
Lost my phone in a taxi in Douglas, Cork last night. Have you got it? Give it back you fecker
You know you are up too late when the dog is sitting looking at you with a look that says, Please can I go to bed now?
Just discovered the letter ‘r’ on a movie does not stand for ‘regular’ or suitable for 12 year olds! Bedtime.
4yr old at my daughters gym today, “I’ve got a big rash on my belly”… “Why?” “Cos I put a lot of glue on it yesterday”
Watching Maleficent. My son said, “That’s a really dark movie” my youngest asked “Oh will we be able to see it?”
My youngest said, “When I grow up I think I’ll be a teacher, but another teacher will come in to the class to do Maths.
Conversation with my son tonight. Mom did you ever leave a baby buggy outside a shop. Yes. Was it not robbed. No the baby was in it.
Youngest proudly told us today that old spelling rule, ‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘p’.
There is nothing like the day after a night out to remind you what age you are. Feeling 100 now and that’s an improvement on earlier.
My OH regularly says, Christmas always works out perfectly. Ever wonder why you fecker?
When I get a random new follower on twitter I wonder what book or business they are selling. I never wonder do they like me?
Husband and son are watching a box set of 24. “Have we seen this episode”. “no” Ten minutes later, “We’ve seen this”.
Ever have that feeling where you get such a fright you feel physical pain… then you realise you’re not out of wine after all.
Watching the movie ‘man on a ledge’. Think he must have been watching the Eurovision Song Contest.
My youngest daughter was told today she had ‘potential’. She came home all buzzed. Now two hours later she asks, “What is potential?”
Just found the chocolate I was keeping until later. It’s melted to the bottom of my laptop.
Disaster. My fridge just died and I am so worried my next glass of wine may be warm. The kids are worried about milk and meat. They haven’t a clue.
My kids have gone to bed and left the remote control on the other couch. After all I’ve done for them over the years!
My creative writing class is not going as well as my creative reasons for not writing.
So there you have it, my life on twitter in all it’s glory. I hope you enjoyed it. If you are on twitter I’m @trickearney if you fancy joining me there.