I’ve no internet since last Thursday.
It’ll be at least Tuesday before its fixed.
Even my phone can’t find the Internet.
Don’t worry though because I’m loving it. I’ve my life back, enjoying reading a million books and I’m making great use of the many hours I used to waste online by ironing,baking and painting.
Lies.lies,lies.
It’s awful. I’m cracking up. Obviously I need help as quite clearly I’m addicted.
If this doesn’t make it through, tomorrow I’ll try a message in a bottle.
Wine I need wine.
My thoughts on a page. 
Oh, how truly maddening…open another bottle
Sue I nearly need to be sent to dry out! Good news is I’m back, internet up and running again. 🙂
Yay! Saved from the drying out clinic! Glad your Internet is back
You can order wine online. Oh wait! You’ve no Internet! Darn. I guess I’ll have to drink up all the wine for you. The sacrifices we make for our friends!
Corina I’m back. Thank you for such kind wishes, I know who my friends are!
Lol, made me chuckle X
I’m back. Glad you got to chuckle. At least the loss of the internet was good for something.
Ha! I almost believed you!!!!
Colleen I’ve been in the wilderness for days! It’s good to be back. Luckily there was wine in the fridge.
THANK GOD! 😉
I like breaks from the internet, but only when they’re planned! Otherwise, it is maddening. Have another drink!
I don’t think I’ve ever had an unplanned internet holiday. I will not be recommending it, but I’m back!
‘ah, for fecks sake!’ – just like you taught me )
Hahaha. Couldn’t have put it better myself, but thankfully the feckin internet is fixed again.
Brilliant.
Thanks Patricia. Glad it made it through.
Hope you’re coping, Tric! I’d offer you a swig, but all I’ve got in front of me is Darjeeling at the moment. 🙂
Barry’s tea is all I’ll take if there’s no wine in it. Darjeeling would be considered very posh over here. Anyway I’m out of the darkness, internet working once more.
Glad to hear you’re back with us again, Tric. 🙂
And you say you’re not funny…. 😄
I take it I made you smile? Good to know my trauma was good for a quick blog post. I swear I nearly went off my tree without the internet. Phew. I think I’ll stay up all night and enjoy it!
Hysterical!
Yahoo. Always a good comment to receive.