Daily Prompt: ( YAWN )
Am I the worst wife ever?
Is this post the beginning of the end for us?
Or is it healthy to be honest?
I realize that you fellow bloggers,
(and maybe even freshly pressed inspectors,
who have obviously never read anything I have written)
are reading this without knowing me.
In that case I can appreciate,
that at this point I may seem cold,
However please bear with me.
Now the thing about instant attraction,
is that it generally is a result,
of opposites attracting!
Thankfully most of those differences,
are still the glue which keeps us together.
So now we get to it.
We are poles apart in our views on finance.
My husband is an accountant,
and salivates at the thought of the two of us,
with nothing between us but our household accounts.
I on the other hand cannot,
even after drinking copious amounts of wine,
ever get excited,
or even act a tiny bit interested,
in household budgeting.
I try to nod at the correct times,
and look worriedly, or knowingly,
at our accounts.
I sometimes even interject,
with a remarkably apt observation.
However the truth is,
I am bored beyond measure.
The only questions I would wish to ask,
if in fact we ever got to question time are,
“Can we pay important bills?”,
“Are we broke?”,
“Have we enough to keep me in wine?”.
Instead we sit there together,
usually once a year,
when I fail to see the files coming,
and once a year,
my husband bores me beyond measure!
The time in between though is pretty enjoyable!
Written in response to the Daily Prompt (YAWN)